Funny Riddles With Answers
Funny riddles trade logic for a good punchline. The answer is usually a pun or an everyday thing described in a strange way. Read one, make a guess, then check.
Tip: Say the answer out loud. Many of these only work as a sound-alike pun.
148 riddles in this collection, page 4 of 4. Tap a riddle for the answer, or open it for the full explanation.
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital on Valentine's Day?
It felt crummy without its love.
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Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
To prove it wasn't chicken.
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Why did the ice cream cone go to the beach?
To get a little sun and a lot of sprinkles.
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What do you call the first month of the year that always makes plans?
January, the resolution month.
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What did the pencil say to the paper on Valentine's Day?
"I dot my i's for you."
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Why did the watermelon go to the July picnic?
It wanted to be a big slice of the party.
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Why was the heart so good at math?
It always knew how to add love to every problem.
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What is a leprechaun's favorite kind of ice cream?
Mint chocolate chip, because it is green.
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