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Funny Riddles With Answers

Funny riddles trade logic for a good punchline. The answer is usually a pun or an everyday thing described in a strange way. Read one, make a guess, then check.

Tip: Say the answer out loud. Many of these only work as a sound-alike pun.

148 riddles in this collection, page 3 of 4. Tap a riddle for the answer, or open it for the full explanation.

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What did the ghost give her valentine?

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What did the bee say to its sweetheart?

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What did the calculator say to the pencil?

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What kind of music do rabbits like to dance to?

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What did the apple say to the cider press?

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What is a turkey's favorite dessert?

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Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

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What goes "Oh, oh, oh"?

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What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?

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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

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What do monsters eat at the movies?

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

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Why did the skeleton skip the party?

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What do you call a snowman in July?

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What kind of ball does not bounce in winter?

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

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What did the confetti say at midnight?

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What did the skunk say to his valentine?

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Why was the math book sad?

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What did the cow give his valentine?

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What did the cat give her valentine?

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

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What do you call a rabbit who is also a great gardener?

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How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?

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What is a tree's favorite drink in the fall?

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How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

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What kind of flower likes to be kissed?

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What do you call a ghost's mom and dad?

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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

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What do you call a skeleton who will not get out of bed?

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Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

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Why are bats so good at parties?

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

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Why do ghosts make terrible liars?

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

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Why is the sand always wet at the beach?

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What is a clock's favorite New Year's resolution?

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What did the shy valentine candy say?

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