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funnyWhat is the best Christmas present of all?
A broken drum, because you just can't beat it.
funnyWhat do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
funnyWhy is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decem-brrr.
funnyWhat do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis.
funnyWhy did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history.
funnyWhat do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.
funnyWhat do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
funnyWho is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
funnyWhy was the snowman looking through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
funnyWhat do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
funnyHow does a snowman get around?
By riding an icicle.
funnyWhat is a snowman's favorite breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
funnyWhat do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
"This one will sleigh you!"
funnyWhat do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
funnyWhy does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
funnyWhat do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
funnyWhat do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
logicThe ruler is bigger than the book, and the eraser is bigger than the ruler. Which one is the middle size?
The ruler.
logicThe student is smaller than the book, and the book is smaller than the eraser. Which one is the biggest?
The eraser.
detectiveThe pencil is bigger than the ruler, and the ruler is bigger than the book. Which one is the smallest?
The book.
logicThe book is bigger than the student, and the eraser is bigger than the book. Which one is the middle size?
The book.
logicThe ruler is smaller than the desk, and the desk is smaller than the student. Which one is the biggest?
The student.
detectiveThe eraser is bigger than the student, and the student is bigger than the book. Which one is the smallest?
The book.
detectiveThree kids race to build the tallest ruler tower. Zoe finished before Mia. Ida finished before Zoe. Who finished last?
Mia.
