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funnyWhat kind of ball does not bounce in winter?
A snowball.
funnyWhat did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
funnyWhy did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
funnyWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
funnyWhat do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
funnyWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
funnyWhat did the bunny say to his sweetheart on Valentine's Day?
"You make my heart hop."
funnyWhat do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny.
funnyWhat did the skunk say to his valentine?
"You are scent-sational."
funnyWhat did the sheep say to his sweetheart?
"I wool always love ewe."
funnyWhat did the shy valentine candy say?
"Be mine... if you can read this."
funnyWhat did one oar say to the other oar?
"Can I interrupt you for a row-mance?"
funnyWhat did the pencil say to the paper on Valentine's Day?
"I dot my i's for you."
funnyWhat did the frog say to his valentine?
"I'm hoppy to be yours."
funnyWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts.
funnyWhat did the ghost give her valentine?
A boo-quet of flowers.
funnyWhat did the coffee say to the tea?
"I love you a latte."
funnyWhat did the cow give his valentine?
Chocolate moo-se.
funnyWhat did the farmer say to his sweetheart?
"You are the apple of my pie."
funnyWhat did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel?
"I'm nuts about you."
funnyWhat did the tree say to the rose?
"Leaf me alone, I'm falling for you."
funnyWhy was the heart so good at math?
It always knew how to add love to every problem.
funnyWhat did the bee say to its sweetheart?
"Bee mine."
funnyWhat did the dog say to his valentine?
"You're the one I love fur-ever."
