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funnyWhy did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history.
funnyWhat do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.
funnyWhat do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
funnyWho is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
funnyWhy was the snowman looking through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
funnyWhat do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
funnyHow does a snowman get around?
By riding an icicle.
funnyWhat is a snowman's favorite breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
funnyWhat do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
"This one will sleigh you!"
funnyWhat do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
funnyWhy does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
funnyWhat do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
funnyWhat do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
funnyWhy did the ruler go to class early?
To measure up.
funnyWhat building has the most stories?
The library.
funnyWhy is the school bus always so cheerful?
It likes picking up students.
funnyWhat did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my i's on you.
funnyWhy did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
funnyWhy was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
funnyWhy did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright.
funnyWhat did the rake say to the pile of leaves?
You've really piled up.
funnyHow do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
funnyWhat did the apple say to the cider press?
You really squeeze the juice out of me.
funnyWhy do apples never get lonely in the orchard?
They always have a-pear friends nearby.
