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funnyWhy do ghosts make terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them.
funnyWhy did the watermelon go to the July picnic?
It wanted to be a big slice of the party.
funnyWhat is a hot dog's favorite holiday?
The Fourth of July, because of the grill.
funnyWhy did the flag go to the parade in July?
It wanted to wave at everyone.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit who is also a great gardener?
A hop-ticulturist.
funnyWhy was the rabbit's basket so happy?
It was full of eggs-citement.
funnyWhy did the chick cross the road at Easter?
To get to the egg hunt.
funnyWhat did one Easter egg say to the other?
Let's get cracking.
funnyWhat do you call an egg that tells great jokes?
A good yolk-er.
funnyWhat kind of music do rabbits like to dance to?
Hip hop.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross a rabbit with a spider?
A hare net.
funnyHow does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare dryer.
funnyWhat do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.
funnyWhat did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrots?"
funnyWhy did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy.
funnyWhat goes "Oh, oh, oh"?
Santa walking backwards.
funnyHow do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
funnyWhat do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws.
funnyWhy was the Christmas tree bad at sewing?
It kept dropping its needles.
funnyWhere do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
funnyWhat is the best Christmas present of all?
A broken drum, because you just can't beat it.
funnyWhat do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
funnyWhy is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decem-brrr.
funnyWhat do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis.
