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funnyWhy do mummies make good spies?
They are good at keeping things under wraps.
funnyWhy did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation.
funnyWhat do ghosts eat for dessert?
I-scream.
funnyWhat do you call a ghost's mom and dad?
Transparents.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet when it rains?
Boo-ts.
funnyWhat is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball.
funnyWhy do skeletons never start a fight?
They don't have the guts.
funnyWhat did the witch say to her broom at bedtime?
Let's sweep on it.
funnyWhat kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
funnyWhy did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the other patch.
funnyWhat do you call a skeleton who will not get out of bed?
Lazy bones.
funnyWhat is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
funnyWhere do baby ghosts go during the day?
A day-scare center.
funnyWhat do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
funnyWhy was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.
funnyWhat do monsters eat at the movies?
Ice-scream.
funnyWhat is a witch's favorite school subject?
Spelling.
funnyWhy are bats so good at parties?
They love to hang out.
funnyWhat do you call a spider who just got married?
A newly-web.
funnyWhat is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries.
funnyWhy don't vampires get invited to barbecues?
They can't stand the steaks.
funnyWhat do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
Ghoulash.
funnyWhy did the skeleton skip the party?
He had no body to go with.
funnyWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
