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funnyWhat do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
funnyWhy did the leprechaun go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little green.
funnyWhy can you never borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they are always a little short.
funnyWhat is a leprechaun's favorite kind of ice cream?
Mint chocolate chip, because it is green.
funnyWhy does a seed make a good friend in the garden?
Because it grows on you.
funnyWhat kind of flower likes to be kissed?
Tulips, because they have two lips.
funnyWhat goes up when the spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
funnyWhat do you call a bird that builds a nest in your garden?
A new neighbor.
funnyWhy did the bird stay inside during the April rain?
It was afraid of the puddle.
funnyWhat did the bee say when it came back to the hive in spring?
Honey, I'm home.
funnyWhat do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?
A maybe.
funnyWhy did the flower blush in the garden?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
funnyWhat is a farmer's New Year's resolution?
To turn over a new leaf.
funnyWhat do you call the first month of the year that always makes plans?
January, the resolution month.
funnyWhy did the fireworks go to the party?
To have a blast.
funnyWhy did the clock hit the party at midnight?
To ring in the new year.
funnyWhat did the confetti say at midnight?
It's been a blast.
funnyWhy did the calendar get so many friends at the party?
Because it had a lot of dates.
funnyWhat is a clock's favorite New Year's resolution?
To spend more time with its family.
funnyWhat do skeletons say before they start eating?
Bone appetit!
funnyHow do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
funnyWhat do you call a monster with a high IQ?
Frank-Einstein.
funnyWhat is a monster's favorite game?
Hide and shriek.
funnyWhat do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
