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funnyWhat did the cat give her valentine?
A purr-fect card.
funnyWhat do you call a sweet pickle that loves you?
A dill-ightful valentine.
funnyWhy did the cookie go to the hospital on Valentine's Day?
It felt crummy without its love.
funnyWhat did the French fry say to the ketchup?
"You're the sauce of my life."
funnyWhat did one candle say to the other on Valentine's Day?
"You're hot!"
funnyWhat did the calculator say to the pencil?
"You can count on me."
funnyWhat did the owl say to his Valentine?
"Owl always love you."
funnyWhy did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't find a date.
funnyWhat did the light bulb say to the lamp?
"I love you a watt."
funnyWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
funnyWhat did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
"I'm stuck on you."
funnyWhat is a turkey's favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
funnyWhy should you never tell a secret at the Thanksgiving table?
Because the corn has ears.
funnyWhat kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
funnyWhat do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
funnyWhy did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
To prove it wasn't chicken.
funnyWhat sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing wing.
funnyWhy did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
funnyWhat do you call a crab at the beach who gives away his shell?
Shellfish.
funnyWhy is the sand always wet at the beach?
Because the sea weed.
funnyWhat kind of shorts do clouds wear at the beach?
Thunderwear.
funnyWhy did the ice cream cone go to the beach?
To get a little sun and a lot of sprinkles.
funnyWhat did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
funnyWhy did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
